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Title: The Last Remnant
Developer: Square Enix
Release: X360, PS3, PC 

In the future, when you die, your car, your house, your clothes, your TV, and your wife disintegrate. That is, unless someone else decides to take responsibility for it all

Guest Article: A Final Fantasy XIII Review by Richard "jedirnc" Chang

I’ve been busy as of late, and every time I get busy I make other people do this kind of charity work that I do for you for me. Is that confusing? It should be, because stuff like this should never have to happen, but dammit, here we are, aren’t we? Life sucks, sometimes.

Anyway, I’ve never played Final Fantasy XIII, but I have friends with whom I’ve talked long and hard about it and by their kind hearts and wretched opinions, I feel strongly averse to it. Averse enough to publish a review that essentially tears it apart and really talks about why it’s so terrible. Also, I can’t say no to free material. Unless it’s from you, so no, don’t ask me to publish your stuff. Well, only sometimes. I have to read it first.

Anyway, here it is.

Final Fantasy Episode XIII: A Ridonkulously Long Review

By Richard “jedirnc” Chang