Super.hype: Week 21, 2011

NEWS and NEW RELEASES for the Week of May 31, 2011:

Multiplatform:
  • Hunted: The Demon's Forge (PC, PS3, 360) - co-op fantasy gears of war, apparently
  • Red Faction: Armageddon (PC, PS3, 360) - destroy everything in sight. only this time...wait, I said this already, didn't I?

You would bemoan the presence of a slow release week, but your complaining is interrupted by a rabid super.hype! 
En garde!


don't you know a man when you see one

Title: Duke Nukem Forever
Developer: Gearbox Software
Publisher: 2K Games
Platform: PC, PS3, 360
Release: June 14, 2011
Price: $59.99






For such  manly man, he sure has an unmanly left hand











i put on my sunglasses and man pants

The longer we hold on to our hobbies, the more we tend to expect them to grow with us. We also like to think that as we grow older, we become more mature, more refined, more classy. So we're strolling along the front of our wholesome white picket fence, smile at our classically-trained musical instrument-playing children, and bestow light pecks on the cheek of our sophisticated significant others over a lovely candle-lit steak dinner.

Duke Nukem Forever says, "Fuck That Shit."

The Duke has guns. He doesn't care about your white picket fence or your stupid piano-playing kids. He doesn't care about your sophisticated significant other, unless she's a she and she's got some serious sophistication in the chest area. He doesn't care for your maturity, your refinement, or your class. And no, godammit, he doesn't want to grow old with you.
a pistol for every occasion

why even try to be witty

I really don't have much else to say. Check out the pictures.

He has guns. Never said he has to use them.
This book contains nothing but pictures of naked women and guns. TRUTH


mayhem. mayhemmmmm

no game is complete without lasers.
America, fuck yeah!
Hail the king, baby!

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